30 LL: A Lebanese Podcast for Hommos-Sapiens

Did you ever place a call to the Lebanese authorities switchboard?
Here’s what it sounds like!

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Souhail & Ali call Fadi and get his piece of mind on Lebanese media.
After coming up with a positive, Fadi talks about the many negatives of the media in Lebanon.

Fadi also has an unscripted** solution to the media problem.

Our second call goes to Michel. We also ask him for his opinion of the Lebanese media, and Michel is not shy about the analogies between media practices and a certain ancient job.

* love: hate.
** unscripted: lie. See! We don’t lie.

Ali & Souss call Joelle to get her 30LL.
Joelle answers questions on the current political situation in Lebanon, the possibility of confrontation between the conflicting parties, as well as a professional opinion on who is the hottest lady in our official beauty parlour: The Lebanese Parliament. Listen and see who’s the surprise Miss Lebanese Parliment (Barlamene).

* Yes, we’re very artistic at 30LL.org. The rhyme was definitly intended!

Our first callout was made to Mayssa.
We ask Mayssa whether or not she’s afraid of Hezbullah, and try to collect more information on who’s got a higher IQ, Christians or Muslims.
Hear how Mayssa reacted to our questions..

Our second call is made to Szende (aka Stella).
Szende is not Lebanese, but is very interested in Lebanese politics.
We ask Szende how seriously would she consider living in Lebanon, as well as a quick opinion on who she thinks is our hottest Lebanese politician.
Does her answer to the second question require a change in political leaders?

Our third and final call for this session is to Mohamad.
He is a young man who’s now living in Canada.
We ask Mohamad why he decided to leave Lebanon, and if he plans to go back. For the second question, we ask again who’s got the higher IQ, Muslims or Christians*.
Listen to what Mohamad had to say

* There was an attempt by unknow evil forces to censor Mohamad’s answer on whose IQ is higher..
..they failed

This time we call a previous 30LLer, Guy, along with a new contribution from Rami.

Two simple questions to both of them:
- Are you scared of Hezbulla? Why or why not?
- Whose IQ is higher, Lebanese christians or Lebanese muslims?

How do callouts work?

Calling Ahmad to find out who’s got more brains, Lebanese Muslims or Lebanese Christians.

contact us to info@30ll.org to find to arrange for your own callout.

What are callouts?
The 30LL.org team members will call up people on their phones, wherever they may be, and ask quick, straightforward questions and get their 30LL on a number of things.

Here’s a sample of what the callouts will be like, feedback is welcome.

Questions?
Who’s got the best hairdo in the Lebanese Parliment? / Who’s the Jagaliest (is that even a word? Let’s just say ‘Ajgal’) member of Parliment?

Mr. Mohamad dishes the 30LL quite fast, unfortunately, the few Liras he gave us required some censorship.

Mr YOSS seems to be one heck of a fan of.. well, listen and find out for yourself.

Captain Guy throws exceptions all over the place, and has questions (AND answers) of his own..
Somewhat censored.

Give us a shout to info@30LL.org, we’d like to collect your 30LL callout donation.